Something You Can Hold Onto
★ The Big Release
If you’ve ever walked home with headphones in and no music playing. If you’ve ever hosted a dinner party without a table, and pulled it off. If you’ve ever stood in front of a glowing Christmas display and felt absolutely nothing. If you’ve ever cried on the U8 at noon and again at 3 a.m. If you’ve ever planned an entire outfit around the chance of seeing one specific person and then saw them and pretended not to care so hard you nearly blacked out. If you’ve ever accidentally called your landlord “mama.” If you’ve ever bought a book you knew you’d never read just to feel like someone who might. If you’ve ever added something to your to-do list solely to cross it off. If you’ve ever deleted dating apps and redownloaded them that same night because the moon looked suspicious. If you’ve ever kept a bottle open for someone who wasn’t coming. If you’ve seen your reflection in a shop window and didn’t recognize the person, but didn’t mind. If you’ve ever kept your cap on during sex. If you’ve ever texted “no worries!” while screaming. If you’ve ever found God at Panorama Bar. If you’ve ever made eye contact with a baby and wondered what they knew. If you’ve ever scrolled so deep into someone’s 2017 Instagram that the app glitched and you had to lie down on the floor and remind yourself you are a dignified adult. If you’ve ever survived a week on olives and the benefit of the doubt. If you’ve ever told your friends you were “almost there” while still lying in bed. If you’ve ever shopped for groceries with the ambition of starting anew but ended up ordering Vietnamese anyway. If you’ve ever maintained a situationship because they had a nice bathtub. If you’ve ever worn something soft to soften the blow. If you’ve ever said you love Berlin but meant you love being ignored by someone with a buzzcut.
You might be entitled to financial compensation. Or at least a cute long-sleeve that gets you mistaken for someone who dated a DJ.
Mitte Kollektion is live. We made this for ourselves. We just figured you might want one too. Available now (until it isn’t).